Bernie Needs Love
Short description
A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
- Developer
- Protomni Multimedia
- Publisher
- Protomni Multimedia
- Release
- Fri, Aug 21, 2015
- Price
- $2.99
- Reviews
- 3
- Positive
- 100%
- Followers
- 126
- Owners (estimated)
- 0 – 20K
- Concurrent players
- n/a
- Genres
- Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Early Access
- Features
- Full controller support
- Tags
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