BINARY CRINGEVESTOR
Short description
A binary options parody with a Balatro aftertaste. Take a loan, hit UP or DOWN, and 30 seconds later you’re either rich or pawning your wife’s wedding rings. 12 broker decks, 31 passives with editions, manager Billy, collectors and four weeks of payments. Just like real life, only fun.
- Developer
- SIX FINGERS DEAD PUNCH
- Publisher
- SIX FINGERS DEAD PUNCH
- Release
- Fri, Nov 20, 2026
- Price
- n/a
- Reviews
- n/a
- Positive
- n/a
- Followers
- 1
- Owners (estimated)
- 0 – 20K
- Concurrent players
- n/a
- Genres
- Strategy, Early Access
- Features
- Steam Leaderboards
- Tags
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2 data points since Oct 23, 2026. Gaps mean nothing changed — the value carries forward.