Messiah Simulator
Short description
A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
- Developer
- Patrick Gallaway
- Publisher
- Pontius Pilates Publishing
- Release
- Mon, May 11, 2026
- Price
- $4.99
- Reviews
- 0
- Positive
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- Followers
- n/a
- Owners (estimated)
- 0 – 20K
- Concurrent players
- n/a
- Genres
- Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Tags
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Tracking started Aug 6, 2026. Charts appear once there is more than one data point — nothing has changed since.