Nothing Ever Happens Here
Short description
A British life sim set in a real town, with a real Grandad at its core. Can you turn your life around, save his pub, and make something of yourself?
- Developer
- NoahsArkGames
- Publisher
- NoahsArkGames
- Release
- Fri, Jan 01, 2027
- Price
- n/a
- Reviews
- 0
- Positive
- n/a
- Followers
- 141
- Owners (estimated)
- 0 – 20K
- Concurrent players
- n/a
- Genres
- Indie, Simulation, Early Access
- Features
- Full controller support, Captions available
- Tags
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History
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