Penis Simulator
Short description
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats
- Developer
- Secret Game Team
- Publisher
- Secret Game Team
- Release
- Fri, May 15, 2026
- Price
- $1.99
- Reviews
- 15
- Positive
- 87%
- Followers
- n/a
- Owners (estimated)
- 0 – 20K
- Concurrent players
- n/a
- Genres
- Casual, Indie, Simulation
- Features
- Custom Volume Controls, Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input, Stereo Sound, Touch Only Option
- Tags
Revenue (estimated, gross)~$1ksomewhere between $597 and $2k · roughly 300–1K copies
Review count and SteamSpy's owner range agree well enough to narrow the estimate down to this band. Multiplied by the $1.99 launch price — there is not enough price history for this game to weight the copies by what they actually sold for. Before Steam's cut, VAT and refunds. How these numbers are calculated.
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Tracking started Aug 5, 2026. Charts appear once there is more than one data point — nothing has changed since.