The Useless Wizard
Short description
An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!
- Developer
- The Useless Dev
- Publisher
- The Useless Publisher
- Release
- Fri, Oct 24, 2025
- Price
- $4.99
- Reviews
- 17
- Positive
- 82%
- Followers
- n/a
- Owners (estimated)
- 0 – 20K
- Concurrent players
- n/a
- Genres
- Action, Casual, Indie, Early Access
- Tags
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History
Tracking started Aug 3, 2026. Charts appear once there is more than one data point — nothing has changed since.